My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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