I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Acid is not a monday night drug
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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