I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
ok first of all what the fuck
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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