Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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