so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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