i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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