Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Randomize
