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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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