We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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