i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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