Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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