"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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