Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it glows. i had to have it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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