Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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