Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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