Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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