So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i dont even know how to be here
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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