Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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