I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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