Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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