my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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