Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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