the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
