There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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