the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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