if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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