Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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