I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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