My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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