FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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