I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You're a disaster
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