Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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