I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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