PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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