So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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