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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.

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• (530): View more from California

  I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you are like the bill nye of illicit activities

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.

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