Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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