that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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