she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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