I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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