A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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