i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize