I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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