Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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