I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yo dont text me then not text me
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Randomize
