girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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