I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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