But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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