Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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