she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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