can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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