I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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